If you don’t already know, Cry Of Fear is a free Steam game that was made using the Half-Life engine. The key word there is ‘free’. Meaning if you want to play it you can do so right now without expenditure, other than your precious time.

If that still doesn’t sound like an activity you want to pursue, though, we have you covered. Because we made two, genuine, cowards play it instead.

It’s embarrassing for all.